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Natasha Craig
What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside!
Sophie Arnold
What pen is better to write with?
Neither, you’re better of writing with a pen or a pencil
Roman Phillips
What do you call a horse that lives nextdoor?
Your neigh-bour!
Lara Cadman
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!!
Bryan & Bobby
Why is a police officer the strongest person in the world?
Because he can hold up a 10 ton truck with one hand
Pablo Biesold-Jones
Where do you weigh a whale?
In a whale weigh station.
Briar Taylor
What rides at the amusement park do ghosts like best?
The rollerghoster
Cora Flynn
What do you get when you cross a unicycle with a cob of corn?
A unicorn
William Cahill
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a lemon?
A dino-sour
Samuel Cahill
What’s a Pirates’ favorite letter?
C (Sea)
Sophie Dornauf
Where do you go to brush your teeth?
Invergargle!
Joshua Groot
Why isnt the Cook Strait bumpy?
Because it’s Cook STRAIT.
Isabella Powell
What is a bunny’s favourite dance?
Hip hop
Leonie Ruben
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
You’re under a vest. Freeze!
Arnia de Winter
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll Let It Go.
Oscar & Mum
What did the hill say when it saw the lovely view?
Lookout!
Damian Love
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A WALK!!!
Cam Emmett
What did the cat say to the other cat?
You look the same as me, ow
Zach Murray
What do you call a computer on Mount Everest?
High tech
Molly C
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 789!
Elizabeth Terrey
What do you get when you cross a Vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests.
Vania Walsh
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey! (I’m 80!)