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February 2020


Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t “chicken”!


Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cos another chicken was “egging” him on


What room doesn’t have any doors? I don’t know Trevor – what room doesn’t have any doors?
A mushroom!


What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?
Roll them back!


What should you do if someone stamps their foot?
Put an envelope on the floor so they can stamp that

January 2020


One tomato was walking through a field when all of a sudden she saw another tomato.

She asked the tomato “Have you seen the rainbow”.

The other tomato said “What??? A talking tomato, arrrrggghhh!”

What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison! Get it Bye Son.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Where do mice park their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!
What is green and has yellow wheels?
Grass…..I lied about the wheels!
Why did grandad say to run around the bed after so many late nights.
So the grandchild could catch up with her sleep

December 2019

Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
What’s Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
Ba-na-na-naa. Ba-ba-na-na-naaa.
What kind of key opens a banana?
A Mon-KEY!
Why couldn’t the pony sing?
Because he was a little hoarse. (horse)
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their butt-quacks!

Natasha Craig
What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside!
Sophie Arnold
What pen is better to write with?
Neither, you’re better of writing with a pen or a pencil
Roman Phillips
What do you call a horse that lives nextdoor?
Your neigh-bour!
Lara Cadman
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!!
Bryan & Bobby
Why is a police officer the strongest person in the world?
Because he can hold up a 10 ton truck with one hand
Pablo Biesold-Jones
Where do you weigh a whale?
In a whale weigh station.
Briar Taylor
What rides at the amusement park do ghosts like best?
The rollerghoster
Cora Flynn
What do you get when you cross a unicycle with a cob of corn?
A unicorn
William Cahill
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a lemon?
A dino-sour
Samuel Cahill
What’s a Pirates’ favorite letter?
C (Sea)
Sophie Dornauf
Where do you go to brush your teeth?
Joshua Groot
Why isnt the Cook Strait bumpy?
Because it’s Cook STRAIT.
Isabella Powell
What is a bunny’s favourite dance?
Hip hop
Leonie Ruben
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
You’re under a vest. Freeze!
Arnia de Winter
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll Let It Go.
Oscar & Mum
What did the hill say when it saw the lovely view?
Damian Love
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Cam Emmett
What did the cat say to the other cat?
You look the same as me, ow
Zach Murray
What do you call a computer on Mount Everest?
High tech
Molly C
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 789!
Elizabeth Terrey
What do you get when you cross a Vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests.
Vania Walsh
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey! (I’m 80!)