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2021
February 2021
Bear feet!
Who’s there
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
A WALK!
Don’t worry. Be HOPPY!
Bark
A hot… dog
Because he was a little horse!
The one that feels the sheepiest
Because you can’t pull its leg.
Its oinkels!
December 2020
The MIAOW- seum
Who’s there?
Wooden
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to know!
Who’s there?
Ya,
Ya Who?
Hey, what are you so happy about?
Bear feet (bare feet)
A head-banger
A water fight!
Because he didn’t have any patients (patience)
December Xmas 2020
Santa! Walking backwards.
It depends where he leaves them!
Wrap music
He has a black belt!
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
(singing) Hannah partridge in a pear tree
Ele-phanta Claus
Who’s there?
Ahhh… Wayne.
Ahhh…Wayne who?
(singing)Ahhh… WAYNE in a Manger… no-o crib for a bed…
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
The use the ELFator
A broken drum. Because you just can’t BEAT… a broken drum.
SANDY claws!
Tinselitus
The Christmas alphabet has no ‘L’…
(singing) No-el, no-o-el…no-o el, no-el…
Jungle bells
Santa-pplause!
Santa's Reindeer Quizl bait)
1. Which one of Santa’s reindeer is the fastest?
Dasher.
2. Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
3. Which one of Santa’s reindeer can you see in outer space?
Comet.
4. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?
Dan
5. Which one of Santa’s reindeer is the cheekiest?
Rude-olf
6. Which one of Santa’s reindeer likes Mediterranian food?
Donner (Doner Kebab)
7. Which one of Santa’s reindeer is not very good for snails, in NZ?
Blitzen (Blitzem sna
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November 2020
FLY-day
Because bananas can’t walk.
Scone
He wanted to catch starfish!
Who’s there?
Ya,
Ya Who?
What are you so happy about?
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio-not, here I come!
A Hotdog!
didn’t believe him… but you should have seen her face when he drove PASTA (past her)
Halloween Jokes
I scream and boo berry pie
Waiter: Don’t worry sir that spider on your toast will soon get rid of it!
Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him!
“I love every bone in your body!”
The boogie man!
Trick or TWEET!
I SCREAM!
Because he had BAT breath
October 2020
Stinker bell!
When they’re going cheep! (Cheap!)
They SHELL-abrate!
Because he’d rather just stay at C! (Sea!)
A naughty fridge.
What is big, red and sits in a corner?
A naughty bus!
On the school BUZZ!
A wanna-bee!
They’re cute and small and fuzzy!
Who’s there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you
September 2020
Who’s there?
Ip
Ip who? (Ipoo!)
Are you ok? You’re looking a little flushed!
Your teeth
Bear feet
T.V.
A flat mate.
Because he saw the salad dressing and Mr Green pea, over the fence.
POP music!
When it is learning a new language!
Time to get a new bed!
She wanted to see the butter-fly!
They didn’t have any – so he had to have PLAIN (plane) ones
One. Two FLEA. Go!
Tweet bix
August 2020
The Mooooovies
A bagel.
When it’s a PINE-apple
PUP-eroni!
Bear feet
Give us a squeeze!
It let out a little wine – ohhhhhhh!
A Toy-yoda! (Toyota)
Ten-tickles!
He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him… sluggish!
July 2020
A buccaneer! (A buck an ear!)
Lots and lots of TRAIN-ING
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
An irrelephant.
Elephant – Irrelevant – Irrelephant!
Because her class was so bright!
Because he couldn’t control his pupils!
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!
And can’t really drink from a cup.
They like to have baths.
But are no good at maths.
And eat from sun down to sun up.
June 2020
A PLAIN-bow!
He wanted to go to the mooooon
Nacho cheese
A milkshake
FLY-day
Ba-na-na-naaa! Ba-na-na-naa! Ba-na-na-na-ba-na-na-na-ba-na-na-naaa!
I LAVA you.
Who’s there?
Waa-waa.
Waa-waa-who?
You don’t need to cry about it. It’s only a joke!
April 2020
They take the school BUZZ! (bus)
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go toot-toot. Brrmm-brrmm.
A mon-key!
Other frogs say ribbit, ribbit – he can only say “Rabbit, Rabbit“
A Jui jit-zoo (Juijitsu)
A may-beee.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for reduce, reuse and recycle!
Sleep late! The early bird always catches the worm
Hey sweetheart, I love you a ton!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice wqho?
Can-diss door open, or am I stuck outside?
March 2020
The same middle name!
Chewsday
Puss-ups!
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No they don’t, cows-go moo.
The Frog’s car got toad
They quack up.
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you! (I see you!)
They eat whatever bugs them!
No! how was he?
Oh, poor wee frog, he was very un-hoppy
Knee-deep Knee-deep
February 2020
Laurene
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t “chicken”!
Massey
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cos another chicken was “egging” him on
Karl
What room doesn’t have any doors? I don’t know Trevor – what room doesn’t have any doors?
A mushroom!
Matthew
What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?
Roll them back!
Ebony
What should you do if someone stamps their foot?
Put an envelope on the floor so they can stamp that
January 2020
One tomato was walking through a field when all of a sudden she saw another tomato.
She asked the tomato “Have you seen the rainbow”.
The other tomato said “What??? A talking tomato, arrrrggghhh!”
Bison! Get it Bye Son.
An impasta!
At the hickory dickory dock.
So they can fight knights!
Grass…..I lied about the wheels!
So the grandchild could catch up with her sleep
December 2019
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Ba-na-na-naa. Ba-ba-na-na-naaa.
A Mon-KEY!
Because he was a little hoarse. (horse)
Thunderwear!
To cover their butt-quacks!
The outside!
Neither, you’re better of writing with a pen or a pencil
Your neigh-bour!
A stick!!
Because he can hold up a 10 ton truck with one hand
In a whale weigh station.
The rollerghoster
A unicorn
A dino-sour
C (Sea)
Invergargle!
Because it’s Cook STRAIT.
Hip hop
You’re under a vest. Freeze!
Because she’ll Let It Go.
Lookout!
A WALK!!!
You look the same as me, ow
High tech
Because 789!
Lots of blood tests.
Aye matey! (I’m 80!)